George Carlin Net Worth
George Carlin Net Worth is
$10 Million
George Carlin Bio/Wiki, Net Worth, Married 2018
George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American comedian, social critic, actor, and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routi... | Full Name | George Carlin |
| Net Worth | $10 Million |
| Date Of Birth | May 12, 1937, Manhattan, New York City, New York, United States |
| Died | June 22, 2008, Santa Monica, California, United States |
| Place Of Birth | Manhattan |
| Height | 5 ft 8 in (1.74 m) |
| Profession | Actor, Television producer, Screenwriter, Voice Actor, Comedian, Writer, Film Producer |
| Education | Cardinal Hayes High School |
| Nationality | United States of America |
| Spouse | Sally Wade (m. 1998–2008), Brenda Hosbrook (m. 1961–1997) |
| Children | Kelly Carlin-McCall |
| Parents | Mary Bearey, Patrick Carlin, Sr. |
| Siblings | Patrick Carlin |
| Nicknames | George Denis Patrick Carlin , 乔治·卡林 , Georgie Porgie , Curious George |
| Awards | Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album, Grammy Hall of Fame, Grammy Award for Best Spoken Comedy Album, American Comedy Awards Lifetime Achievement Award, CableACE Award for Writing an Entertainment Special |
| Nominations | Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Special, Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Performer in a Children’s or Pre-School Children’s Series, Primetime Emmy Award for Individual Performance - Variety Or Music Program |
| Movies | Dogma, Life Is Worth Losing, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Jersey Girl, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Cars, Scary Movie 3, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Outrageous Fortune, George Carlin: Again!, The Prince of Tides, George Carlin: Doin' It Again, Happily N'Ever After, George Carlin: You are All... |
| TV Shows | Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures, Shining Time Station, The George Carlin Show, Streets of Laredo, Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales, Thomas and Friends, Away We Go, The Burns and Schreiber Comedy Hour, Tony Orlando and Dawn |
| Star Sign | Taurus |
| # | Trademark |
|---|---|
| 1 | Often discussed social and political issues, especially in the latter part of his career |
| 2 | Heavy New York accent |
| 3 | Beard |
| 4 | Jokes about religion |
| 5 | Raspy voice |
| 6 | His forever-famous "7 Words You Can't Say on TV" |
| 7 | Since the 1990s, wears all black clothing for his stand-up performances |
| 8 | Salty standup comedy monologues with a strong content emphasis on social commentary and language. |
| 9 | Stand-up comedy that usually focuses on one of three categories: peculiarities of the English language, "the little world" (observational humor), and "the big world" (social commentary), often with a disparaging edge. |
| # | Quote |
|---|---|
| 1 | [on The George Carlin Show (1994)] Lesson learned: always check mental health of creative partner beforehand. Loved the actors, loved the crew. Had a great time. Couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there. |
| 2 | For centuries now, man has done everything he can to destroy, defile, and interfere with nature: clear-cutting forests, strip-mining mountains, poisoning the atmosphere, over-fishing the oceans, polluting the rivers and lakes, destroying wetlands and aquifers...so when nature strikes back, and smacks him on the head and kicks him in the nuts, I enjoy that. I have absolutely no sympathy for human beings whatsoever. None. And no matter what kind of problem humans are facing, whether it's natural or man-made, I always hope it gets worse. (Life is Worth Losing) |
| 3 | On election day, I'll be doing the same thing you folks are doing, except when I'm finished masturbating I'm going to have a little more to show for it. (from George Carlin: Back in Town (1996)) |
| 4 | Who says life is sacred? God? Hey, if you read your history, God is one of the leading causes of death. (from George Carlin: Back in Town (1996)) |
| 5 | Floating around the Internet these days, posted and e-mailed back and forth, are a number of writings attributed to me, and I want people to know they're not mine. Don't blame me. [...] Here's a rule of thumb, folks: Nothing you see on the Internet is mine unless it came from one of my albums, books, HBO shows, or appeared on my website. [from his official website, in response to the massive number of jokes and rants on the internet that are falsely attributed to him.] |
| 6 | If my teacher could have influenced my sexuality, I would have turned out to be a nun. [During the 1970s, responding to the mistaken belief that gay people "recruit" children and shouldn't be teachers] |
| 7 | As long as you have observations to make, as long as you can see things and let them register against your template, as long as you're able to take impressions and compare them with the old ones, you will always have material. People have always asked me: 'Don't you ever think you might run out of ideas? Don't you ever worry about not having anything to say anymore?' Occasionally that does flash through your mind, because it's a natural human impulse to think in terms of beginnings and endings. The truth is, I can't run out of ideas - not as long as I keep getting new information and I can keep processing it. |
| 8 | Always do whatever's next. [from the book Brain Droppings, p215] |
| 9 | Doing new stuff is a point of pride with me. People may not consider it so, but stand-up comedy is one of the performing arts, and artists are supposed to grow and evolve over time. Through the years, my technique has sharpened, my writing has improved and even my observations have grown richer. I can't do old material; I would feel like a failure. Essentially, this job is that of a writer, but a writer who doesn't produce new work all the time is not a writer - he's a typist. |
| 10 | Did you ever do this? Look at your dog and think of the saddest thing you can think of. It'll look like it's happening to your dog. All the sadness of the world is in the eyes of a dog. [from On Location: Carlin at Carnegie (1983)] |
| 11 | That's my job: thinking up goofy shit. [Said on several different recordings, including A Place for My Stuff] |
| 12 | [on being fired from his Las Vegas lounge act in the the early '60s]: I was fired for saying 'shit' in a town where the most popular game is called 'craps'. [from the album "FM & AM"] |
| 13 | I collected autographs as a kid - not in any sort of hardcore way, but just by hanging around the stage doors. And I loved Danny Kaye. He was in the stage show at Radio City, and I went and I stood at that door for over an hour. It was a rainy, cold day - I wasn't in the direct rain, but it was very cold and it was getting dark. And I stood there and waited for Danny Kaye, and he came and I was the only kid there. And he walked right past me. He wouldn't even say anything. And I did my little rap, "Oh please, please, please . . ." And then later I see him with these UNICEF kids, with 30 of them sitting on his lap, and I knew he was full of shit. |
| 14 | I enjoy criticizing on the basis of "It's you folks." Because I never felt a part of this, I never identified with a local group. I never belonged to any club, organization, or state. I love New York City, but that's a chauvinist thing. I suppose it's a belonging thing. I'm not proud of this country, I don't care what happens to it, I honestly don't give a shit if it all goes up in flames. Having that freedom just made the writing so much more fun. |
| 15 | [in his will, regarding his funeral] I wish no public service of any kind. I wish no religious service of any kind. I prefer a private gathering at my home, attended by friends and family members... It should be extremely informal, they should play rhythm and blues music, and they should laugh a lot. |
| 16 | Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. [from the book "Napalm & Silly Putty"] |
| 17 | The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done". [from George Carlin: Carlin on Campus (1984)] |
| 18 | Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. |
| 19 | Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. [from the book "Napalm & Silly Putty"] |
| 20 | Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right. [from the introduction to the book "Brain Droppings"] |
| 21 | Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. [from the book "Brain Droppings", p88] |
| 22 | I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights. [from the book Napalm & Silly Putty] |
| 23 | I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. [from "An Interview with Jesus", from the album "A Place for My Stuff"] |
| 24 | I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. |
| 25 | [March 1997] We use up words like "spiritual" so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago "spiritual" had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus -- is "bogosity" a word? It should be -- a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it "how I fit". |
| 26 | I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. [from the book "Brain Droppings"] |
| 27 | I'm completely in favor of the separation of church and state. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. [unsourced] |
| 28 | Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell. [from the book "Brain Droppings"] |
| 29 | Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer. [from the book "Napalm & Silly Putty] |
| 30 | Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy. Second is not all that bad. [from the book "Brain Droppings"] |
| 31 | When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve. |
| 32 | If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire. [from the book Brain Droppings, 1997] |
| 33 | If acting was hard for me, I wouldn't do it; it is something that I like to do. |
| 34 | Most people are not particularly good at anything. [from the book "Brain Droppings"] |
| # | Fact |
|---|---|
| 1 | He appeared in three films directed by Kevin Smith: Dogma (1999), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) and Jersey Girl (2004). |
| 2 | Worked at WEZE AM in Boston, Massachusetts in 1960. The newsman at the time was Jack Burns who partnered with Carlin as a comedy team. On weekends, they decided to.commandeer the news can to.go to out of state gigs. Unfortunately for the station, one of these weekends there was a breakout at Walpole prison. When the station manager told Carlin of it and that they had needed.the news can then to cover the story. Carlin asserted that they could use the can at the next breakout. They were not amused, and George along with Jack Burns was fired. |
| 3 | Despite his famous stage persona as an angry, volatile man, he was known to be a very kind, quiet and shy man offstage. |
| 4 | He looked at playing Mr. Conductor on Shining Time Station (1989) as a form of "community service". Despite this, he admitted to enjoying playing Mr. Conductor and liked that people could see him for something other than "an angry old man on stage". |
| 5 | Was childhood friends with Dave Wilson. They attended summer camp together where they performed. |
| 6 | During his stint in the Air Force, he was court martialed three times. |
| 7 | He suffered heart attacks in 1978, 1982, and 1991. |
| 8 | Named after his uncle, George Beary. |
| 9 | Release of his autobiography, "Last Words" by George with Tony Hendra, will be set for November 2009. [July 2009] |
| 10 | He once met a young fan of Shining Time Station at an airport, and rather than disillusion him by telling him that Mr. Conductor didn't exist, he patiently explained that he was "on vacation" from the magical island. |
| 11 | Was the first posthumous recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. |
| 12 | Ran into IRS troubles in the late '70s and early '80s during another lull in work and after a heart attack when his accountants just stashed his tax bills away hoping things would "perk up". He didn't finally get out from under them until years later. |
| 13 | Although his mother almost had an abortion when she was pregnant with him, he has spoken out in favor of abortion rights and even convinced his wife, Brenda, to have one when she became pregnant again in the late '60s, right in the middle of his financial troubles stemming from his outspokenness and lack of clubs willing to book him for it. According to his autobiography, since it was in the days before Roe v Wade when abortion was illegal in California, they had to meet the abortion providers in a parking lot in Burbank, and Brenda was blindfolded for the trip to the clinic and back. |
| 14 | According to George Carlin's posthumously released autobiography "Last Words", he was planning to release a comedy concert movie called 'The Illustrated George Carlin' in the late 1970s, around the same time as Richard Pryor: Live in Concert (1979). He had part of his second comedy concert, On Location: George Carlin at Phoenix (1978), recorded on film and had planned animated segments and live-action reenactments of his bits (these animated segments would later wind up in his 1984 HBO concert George Carlin: Carlin on Campus (1984). The project went as far as pre-production and casting for the live-action segments, but was abandoned when Carlin ran out of money. He said he didn't regret it since the material wasn't up to his usual best and said it was part of his "micro-world" of stand-up. |
| 15 | He was awarded a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for Live Theatre at 1555 Vine Street in Hollywood, California. |
| 16 | Died two days before the 10th anniversary of his marriage to Sally Wade. |
| 17 | According to George in his A&E Biography profile, when he was young and would ask his mother what the meaning of a word was, she would invariably answer "Go look it up in the dictionary". He says his fascination with words, their meanings, and word play, is where is comedy routine comes from: The dissection of "words". Even his infamous "Seven Dirty Words" routine is about the meanings of these "bad" words. |
| 18 | Close friends with Joe Pesci and said he "prayed to him instead of God". |
| 19 | Worked as a radio DJ in the northeastern United States. |
| 20 | Worked as a Disc Jockey at KJOE-AM Shreveport, Louisiana. |
| 21 | Worked as a Disc Jockey at KXOL-AM 1360 in Fort Worth, Texas for nine months. He was hired on the spot by Program Director Bob Bruton. There he met newsman Jack Burns. They went on to work together as a comedy duo. |
| 22 | Worked with Jack Burns on Los Angeles' KNX-AM in the morning as the Wright Brothers. |
| 23 | His first wife, Brenda Carlin, was always listed as Executive Producer on all his TV specials until her death. She died of cancer. |
| 24 | In 1983, he returned to Cardinal Hayes High School for the school's first Hall of Fame dinner-dance, and it was to honor Msgr. Stanislaus P. Jablonski. Jablonski was the priest who told him that "maybe he should attend another school." (He did briefly and returned.) Although they were adversaries as Principal/Student, they had a sense of respect for each other. |
| 25 | Friend of Richard Belzer. |
| 26 | Second-born son of Patrick Carlin, Sr., and Mary Carlin. |
| 27 | Business partner and best friend of Jerry Hamza. |
| 28 | Spent years writing a one-man show that he planned to do on Broadway before his death. Working titles included "Watch My Language" and "New York City Boy". |
| 29 | Joined the U.S. Air Force as a radar technician. |
| 30 | He and his older brother Patrick were raised by a single mother in New York City. Their mother Mary died in 1984 at age 89. |
| 31 | Younger brother of Patrick Carlin. |
| 32 | Father-in-law of Bob McCall. |
| 33 | Awarded the 2008 Mark Twain Prize for American Humor by the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. |
| 34 | Just before Christmas 2005, he experienced significant shortage of breath and other heart-related symptoms. On Christmas Day he entered Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Beverly Hills. During an eight-day stay he was treated for a lung infection and narrowed arteries. He received antibiotics and an angioplasty that included the placement of a double stent. The procedure was successful, but he was advised to take things slowly in the New Year. |
| 35 | Has many popular writings on the Internet being falsely attributed to him, such as the anonymous commentaries "I Am a Bad American" and "The Paradox of Our Time," along with several lists of one-liner jokes. Carlin states on his website that he did not write them, and "nothing you see on the Internet is mine unless it came from one of my albums, books, HBO shows, or appeared on my website. |
| 36 | Attended (but was expelled from) Cardinal Hayes High School in the Bronx, New York--the same alma mater as Regis Philbin, Martin Scorsese, George Dzundza, Jamal Mashburn and Don DeLillo. |
| 37 | Irish-American. |
| 38 | Daughter, Kelly Carlin-McCall, was born in 1963. |
| 39 | Appeared in The Simpsons (1989) episode "D'oh-in' in the Wind," playing a former hippie. In a previous episode of the show, Krusty the Clown is told he's being sued by Carlin for stealing the "Seven Words You Can't Say on Television." |
| 40 | His list of the Seven Words You Can't Say on TV are referenced in Private Parts (1997). |
| 41 | Chosen as #2 in Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time (April 2004). |
| 42 | Biography in: "Who's Who in Comedy" by Ronald L. Smith. Pg. 91-93. New York: Facts on File, 1992. ISBN 0816023387 |
| 43 | His wife, Brenda Carlin, died one day before his sixtieth birthday. |
| 44 | Some of his comedy influences include Spike Jones, The Marx Brothers, Danny Kaye, Jerry Lewis, Lenny Bruce, and Bob Newhart. |
| 45 | Was educated mostly in Catholic schools in New York City. |
| 46 | The radio broadcast of an uncensored version of his routine "Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say on Radio or Television" became the center of a debate over censorship and FCC legislation over profanity. |
| 47 | Jack Burns and Carlin were a comedy team from 1960-1962. When they parted ways in 1962, Burns joined the Second City comedy group in Chicago, and Carlin pursued a solo stand-up comedy career. |
| 48 | Received a Hollywood Walk of Fame star in January 1987. It's located at the corner of Vine and Selma Streets, between Sunset and Hollywood Boulevards. Milton Berle presided over the ceremony. |
| 49 | Inducted into the Comedy Hall of Fame in November 1994. |
| 50 | He was the first-ever host of Saturday Night Live (1975) on 10/11/75, as well as the first-ever host of Fridays (1980), an ABC show fashioned after "SNL". |
| 51 | Starred in 14 HBO specials from 1977 until his death in 2008. |
| 52 | Has received two Grammys: for his albums "FM & AM" (1972) and "Jammin' in New York" (1993). |
Actor
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Thomas & Friends: Engine Friends | 2012 | Video | Narrator |
| Mater's Tall Tales | 2010 | TV Mini-Series | Filmore / Additional Voice |
| Happily N'Ever After | 2006 | The Wizard (voice) | |
| Cars | 2006 | Video Game | Fillmore (voice) |
| Cars | 2006 | Fillmore (voice) | |
| Tarzan II | 2005 | Video | Zugor (voice) |
| Jersey Girl | 2004 | Bart Trinke | |
| Scary Movie 3 | 2003 | Architect | |
| Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 2001 | Hitchhiker | |
| MADtv | 2000 | TV Series | Mr. Conductor |
| 10 Years of Thomas & Friends | 1999 | Video | Narrator (voice) |
| Storytime with Thomas | 1999 | TV Series | Narrator (Thomas Segments) |
| Streets of Laredo | 1999 | TV Mini-Series | Billy Williams |
| Dogma | 1999 | Cardinal Glick | |
| The Simpsons | 1998 | TV Series | Munchie |
| Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales | 1996 | TV Series short | Mr. Conductor |
| Shining Time Station: Queen for a Day | 1995 | TV Movie | Mr. Conductor |
| Shining Time Station: One of the Family | 1995 | TV Movie | Mr. Conductor |
| The George Carlin Show | 1994-1995 | TV Series | George O'Grady |
| Shining Time Station: Second Chances | 1995 | TV Movie | Mr. Conductor |
| Shining Time Station: Once Upon a Time | 1995 | TV Movie | Mr. Conductor |
| Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends | 1984-1995 | TV Series short | Narrator (US) |
| Thomas & Friends: James Goes Buzz Buzz | 1994 | TV Series | Narrator |
| Thomas & Friends: Percy's Ghostly Trick | 1994 | Video | Narrator |
| Shining Time Station | 1991-1993 | TV Series | Mr. Conductor / Mr. Conductor's Double |
| The Prince of Tides | 1991 | Eddie Detreville | |
| Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey | 1991 | Rufus | |
| Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures | 1990 | TV Series | Rufus |
| Working Tra$h | 1990 | TV Movie | Ralph |
| Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure | 1989 | Rufus | |
| Walt Disney's Wonderful World of Color | 1988 | TV Series | Justin Case |
| Outrageous Fortune | 1987 | Frank | |
| Americathon | 1979 | Narrator | |
| Welcome Back, Kotter | 1977 | TV Series | Wally 'The Wow' Wexler |
| Car Wash | 1976 | The Taxi Driver | |
| Tony Orlando and Dawn | 1974 | TV Series | Regular (1976) |
| With Six You Get Eggroll | 1968 | Herbie Fleck | |
| That Girl | 1966 | TV Series | George Lester |
Producer
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| George Carlin... It's Bad for Ya! | 2008 | TV Special documentary executive producer | |
| George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing | 2005 | TV Special documentary executive producer | |
| George Carlin: Complaints & Grievances | 2001 | TV Special documentary executive producer | |
| George Carlin: You Are All Diseased | 1999 | TV Special documentary executive producer | |
| George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy | 1997 | TV Movie producer | |
| George Carlin: George's Best Stuff | 1996 | Video documentary executive producer | |
| George Carlin: Back in Town | 1996 | TV Special documentary executive producer | |
| George Carlin: Personal Favorites | 1996 | TV Special executive producer | |
| 20 Years of Comedy on HBO | 1995 | TV Movie documentary executive producer | |
| The George Carlin Show | 1994-1995 | TV Series executive producer - 22 episodes | |
| George Carlin: Jammin' in New York | 1992 | TV Special documentary producer | |
| George Carlin: Doin' It Again | 1990 | TV Special documentary executive producer | |
| George Carlin: What Am I Doing in New Jersey? | 1988 | TV Special documentary producer | |
| George Carlin: Playin' with Your Head | 1986 | TV Special documentary executive producer - uncredited / producer | |
| Drawing on My Mind | 1985 | Short producer | |
| Apt. 2C | 1985 | TV Movie executive producer | |
| George Carlin: Carlin on Campus | 1984 | TV Special documentary producer - uncredited | |
| On Location | 1977-1983 | TV Series documentary producer - 2 episodes | |
| On Location: George Carlin at Phoenix | 1978 | TV Special documentary executive producer - uncredited |
Writer
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| George Carlin... It's Bad for Ya! | 2008 | TV Special documentary | |
| George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing | 2005 | TV Special documentary | |
| George Carlin: Complaints & Grievances | 2001 | TV Special documentary | |
| George Carlin: You Are All Diseased | 1999 | TV Special documentary | |
| George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy | 1997 | TV Movie | |
| George Carlin: George's Best Stuff | 1996 | Video documentary | |
| George Carlin: Back in Town | 1996 | TV Special documentary | |
| George Carlin: Personal Favorites | 1996 | TV Special | |
| 20 Years of Comedy on HBO | 1995 | TV Movie documentary | |
| The George Carlin Show | 1994 | TV Series teleplay - 2 episodes | |
| George Carlin: Jammin' in New York | 1992 | TV Special documentary | |
| George Carlin: Doin' It Again | 1990 | TV Special documentary | |
| George Carlin: What Am I Doing in New Jersey? | 1988 | TV Special documentary uncredited | |
| George Carlin: Playin' with Your Head | 1986 | TV Special documentary concert material | |
| The Vidiots | 1986 | TV Movie | |
| Comic Relief | 1986/I | TV Special | |
| Drawing on My Mind | 1985 | Short written by | |
| Apt. 2C | 1985 | TV Movie | |
| George Carlin: Carlin on Campus | 1984 | TV Special documentary | |
| On Location | 1977-1983 | TV Series documentary 2 episodes | |
| On Location: George Carlin at Phoenix | 1978 | TV Special documentary | |
| The Real George Carlin | 1973 | TV Special | |
| The Kraft Summer Music Hall | 1966 | TV Series |
Miscellaneous
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| George Carlin: Complaints & Grievances | 2001 | TV Special documentary executive album producer | |
| George Carlin: You Are All Diseased | 1999 | TV Special documentary executive album producer | |
| George Carlin: Back in Town | 1996 | TV Special documentary executive album producer | |
| George Carlin: Jammin' in New York | 1992 | TV Special documentary executive album producer | |
| George Carlin: Doin' It Again | 1990 | TV Special documentary executive album producer | |
| George Carlin: What Am I Doing in New Jersey? | 1988 | TV Special documentary executive album producer - uncredited | |
| George Carlin: Playin' with Your Head | 1986 | TV Special documentary executive album producer - uncredited | |
| George Carlin: Carlin on Campus | 1984 | TV Special documentary executive album producer | |
| On Location | 1977-1983 | TV Series documentary executive album producer - 2 episodes | |
| On Location: George Carlin at Phoenix | 1978 | TV Special documentary executive album producer |
Soundtrack
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small Apartments | 2012 | performer: "Killer Carlin" / writer: "Killer Carlin" | |
| Everybody Hates Chris | 2007 | TV Series performer - 1 episode |
Composer
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| George Carlin: Doin' It Again | 1990 | TV Special documentary |
Music Department
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| George Carlin: George's Best Stuff | 1996 | Video documentary executive music producer - uncredited |
Thanks
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Teacher of the Year | 2014 | grateful thanks | |
| Louis C.K. Oh My God | 2013 | TV Special documentary thank you | |
| Laff Mobb Presents | 2012 | TV Series special thanks - 2 episodes | |
| 9/11 Truth: Hollywood Speaks Out | 2011 | Documentary in memory of | |
| The Messenger | 2009/I | dedicatee | |
| Artists of the Roundtable | 2008 | Video documentary special thanks | |
| Louis C.K.: Chewed Up | 2008 | TV Special documentary dedicatee / thanks | |
| Louis C.K.: Shameless | 2007 | TV Special documentary personal thanks: from Louis C. K. | |
| George on George | 2003 | Video documentary special thanks | |
| Dogma | 1999 | humble thanks |
Self
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| George Carlin: What Am I Doing in New Jersey? | 1988 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| The 2nd Annual American Comedy Awards | 1988 | TV Special | Himself - Presenter |
| The 1st Annual American Comedy Awards | 1987 | TV Special | Himself |
| George Carlin: Playin' with Your Head | 1986 | TV Special documentary | Himself / Mike Holder |
| The Vidiots | 1986 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Comic Relief | 1986/I | TV Special | Himself |
| Drawing on My Mind | 1985 | Short | Himself (voice) |
| Apt. 2C | 1985 | TV Movie | Himself |
| George Carlin: Carlin on Campus | 1984 | TV Special documentary | Himself / Various Characters |
| Saturday Night Live | 1975-1984 | TV Series | Himself - Host / Various |
| The 25th Annual Grammy Awards | 1983 | TV Special | Himself |
| On Location | 1977-1983 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| The 24th Annual Grammy Awards | 1982 | TV Special | Himself |
| The Merv Griffin Show | 1965-1981 | TV Series | Himself / Himself - Guest |
| The First 100 Years of Recorded Music | 1981 | TV Special | Himself |
| Fridays | 1981 | TV Series | Himself - Guest Host |
| The Mike Douglas Show | 1965-1978 | TV Series | Himself - Comedian / Himself - Co-Host / Himself |
| On Location: George Carlin at Phoenix | 1978 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| A Tribute to Mr. Television Milton Berle | 1978 | TV Special | Himself |
| The Carol Burnett Show | 1969-1978 | TV Series | Himself |
| Good Morning America | 1977 | TV Series | Himself - Guest |
| New American Bandstand 1965 | 1976-1977 | TV Series | Himself |
| The People's Command Performance: '77 | 1977 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Dinah! | 1974-1976 | TV Series | Himself - Guest |
| Rock Concert | 1975-1976 | TV Series | Himself |
| Perry Como's Hawaiian Holiday | 1976 | TV Movie | Himself |
| The Gladys Knight & the Pips Show | 1975 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Smothers Brothers Show | 1975 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Real George Carlin | 1973 | TV Special | Himself |
| The Burns and Schreiber Comedy Hour | 1973 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Helen Reddy Show | 1973 | TV Series | Himself |
| Flip | 1971-1973 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Midnight Special | 1973 | TV Series | Himself |
| The David Frost Show | 1970-1972 | TV Series | Himself - Guest |
| The Ed Sullivan Show | 1967-1971 | TV Series | Himself - Comedian |
| He Said, She Said | 1970 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Real Tom Kennedy Show | 1970 | TV Series | Himself |
| Della | 1969-1970 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Irv Kupcinet Show | 1969 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Jimmie Rodgers Show | 1969 | TV Series | Himself |
| This Is Tom Jones | 1969 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| The Jackie Gleason Show | 1968-1969 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour | 1968 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Joey Bishop Show | 1968 | TV Series | Himself |
| Operation: Entertainment | 1968 | TV Series | Himself - Host |
| John Davidson at Notre Dame | 1967 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Away We Go | 1967 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Hollywood Squares | 1967 | TV Series | Himself - Center Square |
| Perry Como's Kraft Music Hall | 1967 | TV Series | Himself - Guest |
| Dream Girl of '67 | 1967 | TV Series | Himself - Bachelor Judge |
| The Hollywood Palace | 1966-1967 | TV Series | Himself - Comedian |
| The Roger Miller Show | 1966 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Kraft Summer Music Hall | 1966 | TV Series | Himself - Performer / Himself - Guest |
| Talent Scouts | 1962 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Jack Paar Tonight Show | 1960-1962 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Tonight Show | 1962 | TV Series | Himself - Comedian |
| Make 'Em Laugh: The Funny Business of America | 2009 | TV Series documentary | Himself - Comedian / Himself |
| Lord, Save Us from Your Followers | 2008 | Video documentary | Himself (voice) |
| George Carlin... It's Bad for Ya! | 2008 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| History of the Joke | 2008 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| The View | 2004-2007 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Tonight Show with Jay Leno | 1992-2006 | TV Series | Himself |
| George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing | 2005 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| A Classic Christmas from the Ed Sullivan Show | 2005 | Video | Himself |
| Real Time with Bill Maher | 2004-2005 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Aristocrats | 2005 | Documentary | Himself |
| The Directors | 2005 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Inside the Actors Studio | 2004 | TV Series | Himself - Guest |
| The N Word | 2004 | Documentary | Himself |
| Dinner for Five | 2004 | TV Series | Himself - Special Guest |
| Tavis Smiley | 2004 | TV Series | Himself |
| Hannity & Colmes | 2004 | TV Series | Himself |
| Last Call with Carson Daly | 2004 | TV Series | Himself - Guest |
| Good Day Live | 2004 | TV Series | Himself - Guest |
| The Daily Show | 1999-2004 | TV Series | Himself - Guest |
| Oh, What a Lovely Tea Party | 2004 | Documentary | Himself |
| George on George | 2003 | Video documentary | Himself |
| Bitter Jester | 2003 | Documentary | Himself |
| Heroes of Black Comedy | 2002 | TV Mini-Series documentary | Himself |
| George Carlin: Complaints & Grievances | 2001 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| Late Show with David Letterman | 1994-2001 | TV Series | Himself - Guest / Himself |
| Dennis Miller Live | 1997-2001 | TV Series | Himself |
| Late Night with Conan O'Brien | 1996-2001 | TV Series | Himself - Guest |
| The 15th Annual American Comedy Awards | 2001 | Himself | |
| Uncomfortably Close with Michael McKean | 2001 | TV Series | Himself |
| Biography | 1996-2000 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| MADtv | 2000 | TV Series | Himself |
| George Carlin: You Are All Diseased | 1999 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| Jerry Seinfeld: 'I'm Telling You for the Last Time' | 1998 | TV Special documentary | Himself ('The Funeral' sequence) |
| The 49th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards | 1997 | TV Special | Himself - Nominee: Outstanding Performance in a Variety or Music Program |
| The Chris Rock Show | 1997 | TV Series | Himself - Guest |
| George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy | 1997 | TV Movie | Himself |
| The Late Late Show with Tom Snyder | 1997 | TV Series | Himself |
| George Carlin: George's Best Stuff | 1996 | Video documentary | Himself |
| George Carlin: Back in Town | 1996 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| George Carlin: Personal Favorites | 1996 | TV Special | Himself |
| 20 Years of Comedy on HBO | 1995 | TV Movie documentary | Himself - Host |
| Who Makes You Laugh? | 1995 | TV Special | Himself |
| The Second Annual Comedy Hall of Fame | 1994 | TV Special | Himself - Honoree |
| The 8th Annual American Comedy Awards | 1994 | TV Special | Himself - Presenter |
| The 7th Annual American Comedy Awards | 1993 | TV Special | Himself |
| The Dick Cavett Show | 1992 | TV Series | Himself |
| Late Night with David Letterman | 1984-1992 | TV Series | Himself / Himself - Guest |
| The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson | 1966-1992 | TV Series | Himself / Himself - Guest / Himself - Guest Host / ... |
| George Carlin: Jammin' in New York | 1992 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| One on One with John Tesh | 1992 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Arsenio Hall Show | 1989-1991 | TV Series | Himself - Guest |
| Comic Relief IV | 1990 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| George Carlin: Doin' It Again | 1990 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| The Byron Allen Show | 1989 | TV Series | Himself |
| What's Alan Watching? | 1989 | TV Special | Himself |
| Get Out the Vote | 1988 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| All-Star Celebration: The '88 Vote | 1988 | TV Movie | Himself - Comedian |
| An All Star Celebration: Vote '88 | 1988 | TV Movie | Himself |
Archive Footage
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jeopardy! | 2016 | TV Series | Himself |
| Welcome to the Basement | 2015-2016 | TV Series | The Taxi Driver / Taxi Driver |
| The Flat Earth Conspiracy | 2014 | Video documentary | Himself (uncredited) |
| The Sixties | 2014 | TV Mini-Series documentary | Himself - Comedian |
| The Improv: 50 Years Behind the Brick Wall | 2013 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| 2012 Crossing Over: A New Beginning | 2012 | Documentary | Himself |
| Elvis What If? | 2012 | Documentary | |
| Occupy Los Angeles | 2012 | Documentary | Himself |
| American Masters | 2012 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Owned & Operated | 2012 | Documentary | Himself |
| Real Time with Bill Maher | 2012 | TV Series | Himself - Comedian |
| How Playboy Changed the World | 2012 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| The Reality of Me (TROM) | 2011 | Documentary | Himself |
| GrowthBusters | 2011 | Documentary | Himself |
| The 100 Greatest Stand Ups 2010 | 2010 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work | 2010 | Documentary | Himself |
| 42nd Street: River to River | 2009 | Documentary | Himself |
| 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards | 2009 | TV Special | Himself - Memorial Tribute |
| Make 'Em Laugh: The Funny Business of America | 2009 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| 11th Annual the Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for American Humor: George Carlin | 2008 | TV Movie | Himself - Honoree |
| Entertainment Tonight | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| Zeitgeist: Addendum | 2008 | Video documentary | Himself |
| The 60th Primetime Emmy Awards | 2008 | TV Special | Himself - In Memoriam |
| The O'Reilly Factor | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| Larry King Live | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| 5 Second Movies | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| Mike Douglas: Moments & Memories | 2008 | Video | Himself |
| Zeitgeist | 2007 | Video documentary | Himself |
| 100 Greatest Stand-Ups | 2007 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Fuck | 2005 | Documentary | Himself (uncredited) |
| Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism | 2004 | Documentary | Himself |
| 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time | 2004 | TV Mini-Series | Himself #2 |
| When Stand-Up Comics Ruled the World | 2004 | TV Movie documentary | Himself (uncredited) |
| CKY 3 | 2001 | Video | Himself (uncredited) |
| Playboy: The Party Continues | 2000 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| A Really Big Show: Ed Sullivan's 50th Anniversary | 1998 | TV Special | Himself |
| Dennis Miller Live | 1998 | TV Series | Himself |
| Classic Stand-Up Comedy of Television | 1996 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| Ed Sullivan All-Star Comedy Special | 1995 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| But... Seriously | 1994 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson | 1992 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Very Best of the Ed Sullivan Show | 1991 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Texaco Star Theatre Presents Bob Hope in 'Who Makes the World Laugh?' | 1983 | TV Movie | Himself |
Won Awards
| Year | Award | Ceremony | Nomination | Movie |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Comedy Album | George Carlin... It's Bad for Ya! (2008) |
| 2002 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Spoken Comedy Album | |
| 2001 | Lifetime Achievement Award in Comedy | American Comedy Awards, USA | ||
| 2001 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Spoken Comedy Album | |
| 1998 | American Comedy Award | American Comedy Awards, USA | Funniest Male Performer in a TV Special (Leading or Supporting) Network, Cable or Syndication | George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy (1997) |
| 1997 | American Comedy Award | American Comedy Awards, USA | Funniest Male Performer in a TV Special (Leading or Supporting) Network, Cable or Syndication | George Carlin: Back in Town (1996) |
| 1997 | CableACE | CableACE Awards | Writing an Entertainment Special | George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy (1997) |
| 1994 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Spoken Comedy Album | George Carlin: Jammin' in New York (1992) |
| 1993 | CableACE | CableACE Awards | Stand-Up Comedy Special | George Carlin: Jammin' in New York (1992) |
| 1987 | Star on the Walk of Fame | Walk of Fame | Live Performance | Awarded on January 21, 1987 at 1555 Vine Street |
| 1973 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Comedy Recording | For the album "FM And AM". |
Nominated Awards
| Year | Award | Ceremony | Nomination | Movie |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Special | George Carlin... It's Bad for Ya! (2008) |
| 2008 | Gold Derby TV Award | Gold Derby Awards | Variety Performer | George Carlin... It's Bad for Ya! (2008) |
| 2007 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Comedy Album | George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing (2005) |
| 2006 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Special | George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing (2005) |
| 2006 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Spoken Word Album | For the album "When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?". |
| 2003 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Spoken Comedy Album | George Carlin: Complaints & Grievances (2001) |
| 2000 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Spoken Comedy Album | George Carlin: You Are All Diseased (1999) |
| 1999 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Performance in a Variety or Music Program | George Carlin: You Are All Diseased (1999) |
| 1999 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Special | George Carlin: You Are All Diseased (1999) |
| 1997 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Performance in a Variety or Music Program | George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy (1997) |
| 1994 | Daytime Emmy | Daytime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Performer in a Children's Series | Shining Time Station (1989) |
| 1992 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program | George Carlin: Jammin' in New York (1992) |
| 1992 | Daytime Emmy | Daytime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Performer in a Children's Series | Shining Time Station (1989) |
| 1992 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Comedy Album | For the album "Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics". |
| 1991 | ACE | CableACE Awards | Writing an Entertainment Special | George Carlin: Doin' It Again (1990) |
| 1989 | ACE | CableACE Awards | Writing a Comedy Series | George Carlin: What Am I Doing in New Jersey? (1988) |
| 1989 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Comedy Recording | George Carlin: What Am I Doing in New Jersey? (1988) |
| 1987 | ACE | CableACE Awards | Writing a Comedy Special | George Carlin: Playin' with Your Head (1986) |
| 1987 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Comedy Recording | George Carlin: Playin' with Your Head (1986) |
| 1983 | ACE | CableACE Awards | Writing in a Variety Program | On Location (1976) |
| 1983 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Comedy Recording | For the album "A Place for My Stuff". |
| 1978 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Comedy Recording | For the album "On The Road". |
| 1976 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Comedy Recording | For the album "An Evening with Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slaszo". |
| 1974 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Comedy Recording | For the album "Occupation: Foole". |
| 1968 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Comedy Recording | For the album "Take-Offs and Put-Ons". |
Known for movies
Dogma (1999)
as Cardinal Glick
Cars (2006)
as Fillmore
George Carlin: Complaints & Grievances (2001)
as Producer
George Carlin: Playin' with Your Head (1986)
as Producer
