Chelsea Peretti Net Worth
Chelsea Peretti Net Worth is
$500,000
Chelsea Peretti Bio/Wiki, Net Worth, Married 2018
Chelsea Vanessa Peretti is an American stand-up comedian, actress, and writer. Peretti currently co-stars as Gina Linetti on the FOX comedy series Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Full Name | Chelsea Peretti |
Net Worth | $500,000 |
Date Of Birth | February 20, 1978 |
Place Of Birth | Oakland, California, United States |
Height | 5ft 4in |
Profession | Comedian, Actor, Screenwriter |
Education | Barnard College (1996–2000), The College Preparatory School |
Nationality | United States of America |
Spouse | Jordan Peele |
Siblings | Jonah Peretti |
Nicknames | Chelsea Venix Peretti |
Awards | Best Television Series – Musical or Comedy, |
Nominations | Writers Guild of America Award for Television |
Movies | Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, Chelsea Peretti: One of the Greats |
TV Shows | Brooklyn Nine-Nine |
Star Sign | Pisces |
# | Quote |
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1 | I'm thankful for my grandmothers. One kook, one straight-shooter, they led me by example. They taught me that women are real human beings, not idealized one-dimensional accessories. |
2 | A lot of comedians will say, 'My first five years I was just doing 'Eddie Murphy' and then I found my voice'. I don't feel like that. What confounds me about that statement is, I learned not to plagiarize in elementary school. I don't understand how it's possible to be doing someone else's material for five years and not feel any guilt or awareness that this is thievery. But people do it, and comedians tend to have a fair amount of compassion for it. |
3 | Working on 'Parks' was like heaven because everyone there was just intimidatingly intelligent and funny, and we would have these hilarious debates about really tangential things. It was inspiring because I felt really challenged to be my best. |
4 | I performed after 9/11 for relief workers down by Ground Zero. There were these men just coming back, and they were voraciously hungry. They were heroes, pulling rubble, and I was a new comic trying to go blue just so I could get some laughs. |
5 | I'm obsessed with nature and living in the wild, which I just think is crazy. Imagine if a bear attacked you! That's an actual possible way you could die. |
6 | It's hard to bury your head in Los Angeles. People come up to you and say, 'Hey, I saw your picture on a bus.' It's tricky: You're excited by the possibilities, but you don't want to get too crazy. |
7 | It's pretty satisfying to use an image when you don't have a great articulate response. And to be able to customize emoji? Imagine if you were a car enthusiast and you were able to create a car from scratch. That's what this is like for me. I'm an emoji enthusiast. |
8 | We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with a lot of guys in high school, and I did theater with a few of my close girlfriends. |
9 | So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne Barr, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radner, down to current times, where you have Amy Poehler, Tina Fey and Kristen Wiig. |
10 | When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don't remember how old she was at the time, but she just had this edgy hour that had so much funny stuff in it, and she was so fearless. If you only watch her on the red carpet, you don't get a sense of what a legendary stand-up comedian she is. |
11 | 'Chels-emojis' are in the works. I use emojis heavily in life, and I think a lot of people do. There are a number that are frustratingly absent - you know how there's kind of a generic white man and a generic white woman? I just want to put a generic black man and a generic black woman. |
12 | I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement. |
13 | It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? |
14 | On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone. |
15 | People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced technology. |
16 | Sometimes when I'm nervous, that's when the most interesting things happen. |
17 | I'm Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures. |
18 | I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up. |
19 | I really want to interview Larry David. |
20 | I think that with podcasts, a lot of things are about fostering and having a direct connection with the community. |
21 | I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there's always so much crap, and you have to flip around. |
22 | When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's really hard to make decisive 'best' answers on what the 'best' of something is. |
23 | I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's trying hard to be funny because it feels like they're auditioning for a comedy job or something. It doesn't feel romantic to me. I get so much comedy from my life that, from a guy, I'm more looking for something sweet or romantic. |
# | Fact |
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1 | Attended elementary school with her Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) co-star Andy Samberg. |
2 | Her mother is of Russian Jewish descent and her father is of Italian and English ancestry. |
Actress
Title | Year | Status | Character |
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine | 2013-2017 | TV Series | Gina Linetti |
Girls | 2017 | TV Series | Chelsea |
Future-Worm! | 2016 | TV Series | Ennuisha / Mean Little Girl |
New Girl | 2016 | TV Series | Gina Linetti |
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping | 2016 | Brunette CMZ Reporter | |
Animals. | 2016 | TV Series | Angela |
Drunk History | 2015 | TV Series | Ann Druyan |
Gravity Falls | 2015 | TV Series | Darlene |
Comedy Bang! Bang! | 2013-2015 | TV Series | Trey Booth / Delivery Woman |
China, IL | 2011-2015 | TV Series | Crystal Peppers / Kim Buckett / Leslie |
Kroll Show | 2013-2015 | TV Series | Farley / Kroll Solitions Employee |
Key and Peele | 2014 | TV Series | Art Show Presenter |
The Greatest Event in Television History | 2013 | TV Series | Jackie Rush |
High School USA! | 2013 | TV Series | Superintendent Andrea Kunssler |
The Couple | 2012 | TV Series | Gigi |
Parks and Recreation | 2012 | TV Series | Zelda |
Guy Talk | 2011 | Short | Girl |
Louie | 2010 | TV Series | Date |
The Sarah Silverman Program. | 2010 | TV Series | Becky |
UCB Comedy Originals | 2009 | TV Series | Chelsea |
Grand Theft Auto IV | 2008 | Video Game | Lori - Just or Unjust (voice) |
Twisted Fortune | 2007 | Rachel the Saucy Sales Woman | |
Cheap Seats: Without Ron Parker | 2006 | TV Series | Shonda |
Comedy Lab | 2004 | TV Series | Eugene's Friend |
Miscellaneous
Title | Year | Status | Character |
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Parks and Recreation | 2011-2012 | TV Series story editor - 22 episodes |
Writer
Title | Year | Status | Character |
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Kroll Show | TV Series written by - 7 episodes, 2013 writer - 1 episode, 2015 | ||
Chelsea Peretti: One of the Greats | 2014 | TV Special written by | |
Funny as Hell | 2011-2013 | TV Series writer - 2 episodes | |
Saturday Night Live | TV Series additional sketches - 1 episode, 2013 additional sketch - 1 episode, 2013 | ||
Parks and Recreation | 2011-2012 | TV Series written by - 2 episodes | |
Comedy Central Presents | 2011 | TV Series documentary writer - 1 episode | |
WTF with Marc Maron | 2010 | TV Movie | |
The Sarah Silverman Program. | 2010 | TV Series writer - 1 episode | |
Bobby Bottleservice | 2009 | TV Series short additional writing - 1 episode |
Producer
Title | Year | Status | Character |
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Chelsea Peretti: One of the Greats | 2014 | TV Special executive producer | |
Kroll Show | 2013 | TV Series supervising producer - 8 episodes |
Soundtrack
Title | Year | Status | Character |
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine | 2014 | TV Series performer - 1 episode |
Thanks
Title | Year | Status | Character |
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This Week in Comedy | 2010 | TV Series very special thanks - 1 episode |
Self
Title | Year | Status | Character |
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Conan | 2014-2015 | TV Series | Herself - Guest |
The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail | 2015 | TV Series | Herself - Guest Comic |
The 5th Annual Critics' Choice Television Awards | 2015 | TV Special | Herself |
Late Night with Seth Meyers | 2015 | TV Series | Herself |
2015 MTV Movie Awards | 2015 | TV Special | Jeanine (uncredited) |
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon | 2015 | TV Series | Herself |
The View | 2015 | TV Series | Herself |
Late Show with David Letterman | 2015 | TV Series | Herself |
The Wendy Williams Show | 2014 | TV Series | Herself |
Top Chef Duels | 2014 | TV Series | Herself - Guest Diner / Brooklyn Nine-Nine |
Women Aren't Funny | 2014 | Herself | |
Chelsea Peretti: One of the Greats | 2014 | TV Special | Herself |
Kroll Show | 2013-2014 | TV Series | Herself / Farley / Various Characters |
Last Call with Carson Daly | 2009-2014 | TV Series | Herself 2010 / Herself |
The Pete Holmes Show | 2013 | TV Series | Herself / Herself - Guest |
Tubbin' with Tash | 2013 | TV Series | Herself |
Fox Fall Preview | 2013 | TV Special | Herself |
Funny as Hell | 2011-2013 | TV Series | Herself - Comedian |
World's Dumbest | 2008-2013 | TV Series | Herself |
The Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest 2 | 2012-2013 | TV Series | Herself |
Love You, Mean It with Whitney Cummings | 2012 | TV Series | Herself |
The Burn with Jeff Ross | 2012 | TV Series | Herself |
Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne | 2012 | TV Movie | Herself - Audience (uncredited) |
Kathy | 2012 | TV Series | Herself |
Give It Up for Greg Giraldo | 2011 | TV Movie documentary | Herself |
Nick Kroll: Thank You Very Cool | 2011 | TV Special documentary | Herself |
Comedy Central Presents | 2011 | TV Series documentary | Herself - Comedian / Herself |
WTF with Marc Maron | 2010 | TV Movie | Herself - Host |
Curb: The Discussion | 2010 | TV Series | Herself |
UCB Comedy Originals | 2009 | TV Series | Herself |
Live at Gotham | 2008 | TV Series | Herself - Comedian |
Shorties Watchin' Shorties | 2004 | TV Series | Herself |
Chopped Junior | 2017 | TV Series | Herself - Judge |
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars | 2016 | TV Series | Herself |
The Big Fat Quiz of Everything | 2016 | TV Series | Herself |
HarmonQuest | 2016 | TV Series | Herself / Deepak Chopra |
The Big Fat Quiz of Everything | 2016 | TV Special | Herself - Contestant |
Comedy Central Sit N Spin | 2016 | TV Series | Herself |
Nominated Awards
Year | Award | Ceremony | Nomination | Movie |
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2015 | Actor | Screen Actors Guild Awards | Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series | Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) |
2014 | American Comedy Award | American Comedy Awards, USA | Best Comedy Supporting Actress - TV | Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) |
2013 | WGA Award (TV) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Comedy Series | Parks and Recreation (2009) |
2012 | OFTA Television Award | Online Film & Television Association | Best Writing in a Comedy Series | Parks and Recreation (2009) |
2012 | WGA Award (TV) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Comedy Series | Parks and Recreation (2009) |